
“Maven”
By Leo Melamed
Mimi Sheraton
Yivo Award Ceremony
February 28, 2006 -
New York, NY

You take about 100 pounds of high-gluten flour, add 7 gallons
of ice water, 2 pounds of salt, and about 1 pound of yeast. You combine
the ingredients in a huge container, allow it to rise for two or three
hours, and place the result on a highly flouredboard....
Welcome! You have just entered the magical realm of Mimi Sheraton,
a mysterious culinary world reserved for a gifted few.
....Then you divide the concoction into about nine-6 pound mounds
which you knead by hand. With an experienced eye you shape each mound
into roughly thirty smaller balls—each weighing about three
ounces and four inches in diameter....
You are hearing words written during an engrossing
life’s journey,
by someone who is as passionate about her profession as she is for
meticulous research and veracity. Someone, who once collected 104 corned
beef and pastrami sandwiches in New York to see which deli had the
best meat.
....After rising for an hour, each smaller formation is lightly rolled
and gently flattened onto a board. Then you shape each round by placing
both thumbs on top of the center with the index and middle fingers
underneath, making sure the center of the compound stays depressed
while the rim remains high....
You are listening to one of the
most renowned food connoisseurs and restaurant critics in the country.
It is the voice of someone whose mastery as a recorder of recipes
is matched only by her expertise as a writer and journalist. Someone,
who went around the world several times, peering into kitchens and
restaurants, many of whom found their
way into her guide to 60 of the World’s
Great Cities.
....Now you take each creation
and quickly smear a topping of chopped onions and poppy seeds into
their well and on their rims. Finally, you place the productions
onto big wooden peels and slide them onto the shelves of a coal-and-wood-fired
oven. Soon you will have eighty dozen of a gastronomical wonder known
as the Bialystoker kuchen.
Of course, back in Bialystok as
a seven year old, when I was actually eating an authentic Bialystoker
kuchen with a piece of herring prepared at the hand of my babba,
I knew nothing of what Mimi would some day write about the Bialystoker
kuchen. Indeed, little did I know when Mimi Sheraton interviewed
me in Chicago some years back, that
she was about to include me in her book “The Bialy Eaters,” which
traced the origin of the Bialystoker kuchen and includes the history
of some of the people who were fortunate enough to taste the real McCoy
back in Bialystok, when Bialystok was still a great Jewish city in
Poland where I was born.
Icchok Shamir, the former Prime
Minister of Israel was a Bialystoker; so was Dr. Ludwik L. Zamenhof,
the world-famous inventor of the international language Esperanto.
Dr. Albert B. Sabin who developed the oral equivalent for the Salk
vaccine was also a Bialystoker. The renowned Parisian, international
lawyer Samual Pisar, who spent his adolescence
in Auschwitz, was a Bialystoker. And it should be remembered that,
Bialystok thrived as the center of the Jewish labor movement, the
Bund. Both my parents, Ycchok and Feigl Melamdovich were ardent Bialystoker
Bundistin.
In the book Mimi says the New York
bialy—a distant cousin of
the bagel but without the hole in the center—is itself a descendent
of the Bialystoker kuchen—“a baked roll about nine inches
in diameter with a perimeter of raised dough, and a flat, crisp, disklike
center impressed with mohn and shreds of roasted onions.” Bialystoker
Jews loved the kuchen and were known as “Bialystoker
kuchen fressers.” And
what every Bialystoker, including myself, can testify, is that the
Bialystoker Kuchen was the original McCoy. Alas, there no longer are
any Bialystoker Kuchens nor, for that matter, any Jewish Bialystoker
bakers.
Born to Beatrice Breit and Joseph
Solomon, Mimi stems from a highly orthodox Jewish family with a grandfather
who was a rabbi. But food was in the family DNA. The dominant gene.
Her grandmother, Mrs. Breit, would order food from the grocer, butcher,
or fishmonger with meticulous precision—naming the exact color,
texture, or even degrees of fat the
item must have. The slightest deviation from the standard demanded
was summarily rejected. Mimi’s
father, a fruit merchant, knew every detail about fruit crops everywhere
in the country, down to which oranges were more flavorful, at which
time of the year, which brand of grapefruit juicier, and which apples
pulpy, or tangy. According to Mimi,
her mother never left the kitchen. It was with her mother that in
1979 Mimi published her first collection of recipes, “From
My Mother’s
Kitchen.” Indeed,
her mother became Mimi’s unrelenting critic—questioning
not only Mimi’s aesthetic judgments but her morals and sanity
as well. Once, after Mimi reported on
mussels, snails and eels—food her mother regarded
as unfit for all humans she called Mimi a connoisseur of crap! More
meaningful in Yiddish: “A maven of dreck!” Of course
her mother was also Mimi’s greatest fan and fiercest defender.
By her own admission, Mimi was a restaurant
junkie. In fact, she felt guilty for accepting money to do her dream
job. From childhood, she was carried away by the romantic notions
of strangers gathering on the same premises, ostensibly to satisfy
the biological necessity for food, but really—in Mimi’s words—“to
socialize with family or
friends, to start a romance or end one, to hire and fire, be hired
or fired, to wheel and deal, and always look good and happy to be alive,
even if your world had just fallen apart.”
To say that Mimi is a supreme expert
of food fails to do justice to the fact she was steeped in every
aspect of the genre, its creation, its presentation, its origin and
its philosophy—even
the ideas, humor and beliefs behind the myriad food symbolisms in
both superstition, religion and folklore, down to the social attitudes
that foster the rules of eating. She
would taste anything—well,
almost: She once drew the line in Hong Kong when the special treat
was to be monkey brains served as a dip in the chopped-open head
still attached to the live animal.
Having completed courses at the
Le Cordon Bleu, Mimi has tasted and reviewed the entire gamut of
gastronomical wonders from live lobster sashimi to lady-fingers at
a French patisserie. Her career, by the way, began on Coney Island,
where she and her girlfriends held an exercise in comparative tasting,
the relative merits of Nathan’s hot
dogs against Feldman’s—the man who actually invented
America’s famous contribution to the gastronomical world. Nathan’s
won, hands down.
By the way, Mimi’s praise
of those lady-fingers, accounted for one-third of all sales at the
restaurant for the next five years. Yes, a favorable review from
Mimi would practically guarantee a restaurant’s
success. But she was tough to please. Indeed, Mimi’s most defining
trait was her unscrupulous honesty. Knowing that restaurant owners
make special preparations if they know a food critic is coming, Mimi
would go through pain to make her visits a surprise—even
to the point of using pseudonyms and disguises, down to fake wigs—just
like in James Bond movies.
Point in fact, Mimi’s reviews
were often merciless. She once spoke of one of New York’s finest
French restaurants as serving, “over-the-hill
shellfish, rubber quenelles, acrid duck pate,’ and pastry with
the texture of Uneeda biscuits.” Consequently she was often
the target of hundreds of irate letters to editors, costly full page advertisements
by chefs and restaurant owners protesting her negative review, and
even the defendant in a couple of juicy lawsuits.
Her
final argument occurred at the Times with its famed General Manager,
Abe Rosenthal. It was about her review of Alfredo’s, a pricy
Italian restaurant and Rosenthal’s, favorite. Although it had
once been good enough to get 2 stars from Mimi, in her opinion it had
become dreary and mediocre. Her latest review changed the rating to no
stars. Rosenthal demanded Mimi compromise with at least one star or
he wouldn’t print her review. Mimi
quit. What a tough cookie!
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